You Know You're a Camper When...

10. You can name at least three brands of hiking/water shoes.
9. The number of bug bites on your body is a source of competition and/or pride.
8. You can recognize the smell of bugspray combined with sunscreen.
7. "Arts and Crafts" automatically brings up the thought of friendship bracelets.
6. You know that GORP is not a disease or texting acronym.
5. You have ever bragged about going to the bathroom in the woods.
4. Taking a dip in a lake or river counts as a shower.
3. You have ever told (or have been told by) someone that "it's not ash, it's seasoning."
2. Living with no technology or electricity for a week or more doesn't faze you.

And the number one way you know you're a camper is when:

1.  This is your idea of a little slice of heaven.

(Additional campers optional - it's up to you.)

Happy Camping!